What would Steve Rogers do?

john,18, marvel movies, classic rock, breakfast foods:) message me whenever; check tagged/me for me, tagged/rad for cuties, tagged/bae for bae

lesbianathogwarts:

neyruto:

april fools day is the perfect day to confess your undying love for someone if they dont feel the same you can just yell “trolled u” and run away whooping and hollering so no one can see the gentle tears on your face 

that post got very sad very fast

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kiki-myaki:

Quote from teacher: “You’re taking a photo of ass war, aren’t you”

gayan1983:

Dad: “GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!” Child: *storms off* “JIM MORRISON WAS OVERRATED!” Dad: “WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMING THE DOORS!?”

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In the spirit of Halloween, what type of monster could you see me as?

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HEY FOLLOWERS

bethosaurus:

TELL ME AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT YOURSELF

AND I WILL REPLY WITH AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT MYSELF THAT I THINK OF WHEN I READ YOURS. IT MAY BE ENTIRELY RELATED, OR ONLY RELATED IN THE WEIRDEST, BROADEST DEFINITIONS.

BUT DO IT.

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dragons666:

we  need to talk buddy„„„„„,ur  way too cute„„„„„,tone it down a bit„„„„„,im tryna sleep but ur cute ness is keeping me awake

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annehathawillannehathaway:

that’s what you get you dumb bitch

69vegeta:

reblog this in 60 seconds or the meme man will get you

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  • reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
  • reading aloud: *chokes on spit*
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mcbuenopants:

Look at this shit the light above me is out so I have to use this lamp I feel like a damn accountant someone get me one of them green visors

mcbuenopants:

Look at this shit the light above me is out so I have to use this lamp I feel like a damn accountant someone get me one of them green visors

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mcbuenopants:

i can’t stand my own sense of humor

mcbuenopants:

i can’t stand my own sense of humor

froggocrew:

If you wanna get the feeling

and you wanna get it right

Then the musics gotta be LOUD

iswearimnotnaked:

holy crap it works

assburgars:

Why is it not a part of our society to let other’s know how special & important they are. What’s with that.
Who decided this was an okay way to live?

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benedoodle-cumberpoodle:

lapfulofmisha:

isabela-stole-my-book:

44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.

Bless you

I WENT FOR THE TALKING RACCOON MOTHAFUCKAS

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